• been pooped on by a grackle.
• dropped my digital camera from a height of four feet onto concrete (it still works, honey!).
• been hugged a lot
• “enjoyed” a $14 margarita. (OK, it was US$8.25 but at $1.60 for each US dollar, you do the math)
• brushed my teeth with hot water too many times.
• laughed hysterically at dancing kittens.
• seen more Apple laptops in one place than I’ve probably ever sold in my life.
• met or been reacquainted with some of the smartest, funniest, and warmest people on the web. These people are, in the parlance of Cory Doctorow, my “tribe.”

I come home tomorrow.