I just received my first piece of Jesus spam. I think Christianity should be relevant to the modern world, but this is ridiculous. Who sent this, and what do they expect to accomplish by spamming millions of email addresses?
Accept Jesus, Let him save your soul, while you can.
Contact a local church or prayerline today.
Once a person is in hell it is too late!
Save your soul for eternity.
A less egregious example I discovered lately is a web design firm run by Christian people who have put together a marketing presentation aimed at churches. In it, they actually say that since porn sites are so appealing and ubiquitous that your church web site needs to be really compelling to compete. Huh? Am I the only one that sees a disconnect here?
I send Jesus spam to spammers who spam me. I wish there was a web page where I could paste spammers email addresses to sign them up for Jesus spam.
Give them a taste of their own medicine. I guess it’s kind of an act of revenge, but I sincerely hope that the person does accept Jesus; I know of no other way I could attempt to persuade them.
I guess just like the normal spammers, Jesus spammers hope that 0.1% of the recipients will act on their email and get saved.
One Nigerian spammer that I counter spammed (I told him, if he’s a government official that he should try to protect the christian villages from rape and pillage by the muslim marauders) he responded by saying that he was a christian and needed to release his $164,000,000 so he could get his family out of there.
I told him I know some people in a nearby country, give me your address, and I’ll see if they can go and visit you.
He never responded.
Another Nigerian I told him. Shame on you for your underhanded deeds to fulfil your greed. May God have mercy on your soul. Turn to Him and He will forgive you.