Those 70s Shows!

Alternative Strokes – Gary Coleman grows up (in a manner of speaking) to inherit his adopted father’s money. He decides to “give back” by adopting a family of Romanian gypsies. Favourite line: “Whatchu talking ’bout, Baltazar?”

Still in the Family – Gloria and Meathead live with a wheelchair-bound Edith, their son Joey and his boyfriend, and their adopted Chinese clone. The opening song finds Gloria and Meathead strumming a guitar and wishing for the days of Watergate and the Vietnam War.

Welcome Back, Horshack – Ron Palillo comes back as a low-paid teacher to the ghetto school where he was once a “Sweathog.” The school has no running water, and the students pass through a metal detector each morning. Ron tells them jokes and tries to encourage them to become teachers, just like him.

What are some other classic 70s shows that need a modern spinoff?

Naked A-Listers!!!

Ever wanted to see Joe Clark “starkers and covered in baby oil”? Er, even if not, how about a “tiny and kute” Jason Kottke? This page promises them all, “NAKED AND VERY SHAMELESS!

The above page is actually part of the weblog (What a Cute!) of Natsuko from Ottawa, whose English is, as she says, “not complete”. However, she promises “The Blogging is large! Enjoy my place!” And we will… (via ernie)

Six Feet Under…Finally!

The first season of Six Feet Under is finally coming out on DVD in two weeks. I found it on Amazon.ca quite cheap. With a promotional coupon, and free shipping, it was $90 after all taxes. This should arrive just in time for my birthday!!

This show is only shown on pay TV here and so my only exposure to it was watching the two-hour season finale at Jish‘s place back in August 2001. It was just enough to hook me!