“I Have What You Need”

This Wired News story details “slash” fiction tales of Bill Gates/Steve Jobs secret love affair. I don’t even know where to begin, but this is funny:

“In real life, Bill Gates screwed Steve Jobs and everyone else in the computer industry.

But in Slash fiction, it’s Steve Jobs who gets to screw Bill Gates — literally.”

This puts Apple’s “Think Different” campaign in an entirely new light…