Geek Porn Movies

From The Hollywood Blockbuster Becomes Geek Porn Department:

“Enemy at the Gates”	“Enema for Bill Gates”
Jude Law as Vassily, the Russian sniper	Lewd Jaw as Vaseline, the rushing stripper
Joseph Fiennes	Joe “Parking” Fines
Rachel Weisz	Rachel Vice
Ed Harris	Ed Hairless
Bob Hoskins	Rob Foreskins

And there you have it, a porn-techno-thriller for the Linux set.
(Note to self: Now sit back and watch the sad, strange search requests come rolling in…)